horror writers and devs: this nasty garbage man is the scariest and most traumatizing thing we’ve ever created, isn’t he terrifying?
ya’ll every single time:
straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy
me: (internally) oscar wilde was right
in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)
NEW FRIEND DISCOVERED
I introduce you to the reticulated siren: a new salamander species discovered in the Alabama/Florida area.
Look at him.
LOOK AT THOSE GILLS
THE SHEER ELEGANCE OF THIS MADMAN. FIT TO BE A MODEL. WE WAS GLAM. I WILL DIE FOR THEM.
Mob: You burned my house down you fucking asshole
Shou: yeah well my dad sucks
Mob, immediately:
Season 1 vs. Season 2: Mob’s first line.
#u know what’s funny is that one day this is gonna make mob snap
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW MP100 POSTER
B- BONES……….? ??
Each candidate is given five minutes, for their campaign speech. And he was the first person ever not to say a single word during that time.
I’m back on making wholesome, friend-loving memes
i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.
